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Torpedo last won the day on July 20 2019

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About Torpedo

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    Spain's Cocker Spaniel; Formerly known as Penelopez
  • Birthday 07/27/1964

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  • Biography
    Complicated, yet as boring as most anyone else's.
  • Location
  • Interests
    Quite a few, but music takes a lot of my leisure time.
  • Occupation
    Otolaryngologist, ENT surgeon.
  • Hobbies
    Playing guitar, reading, movies, joining family and friends for some laughs...
  • Headphones
    Way too many. Wanna buy?
  • Headphone Amps
    A damn lot. I could sell a few too.
  • Sources
    More than I need.
  • Other Audio Gear
    Speakers. iTouch. Lips. Fingers. A few guitars.

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  1. Torpedo

    Speaker Porn

    Yeah, I thought that too
  2. Torpedo

    Coffee Drinkers?

    Dear lord, and we complained about the nonsensical long reviews at Head-fi
  3. Torpedo

    Happy Birthday Grahame!

    Happy Birthday, Grahame!!!
  4. Torpedo

    Happy Birthday Dr. John!

    Happy Birthday, John!!!
  5. Torpedo

    Happy Birthday Frank Cooter!

    Happy Bday, Frank!
  6. Torpedo

    What are you listening to Part the Third

    What's your favourite Rush album, Mikey (or anyone else's feeling motivated to share)?
  7. Torpedo

    RIP someone or another

    RIP Neil.
  8. Torpedo


    The One A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together.. They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment. she notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears. There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall! It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display. There were small bears all along the bottom shelf. Medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf. And huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf. She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of Teddy Bears, She is quite impressed by his sensitive side. But doesn't mention this to him. They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after awhile, she finds herself thinking, 'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one! Maybe he could be the future father of my children?' She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly. They continue to kiss, the passion builds. And he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom. Where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love. She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known. After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in the afterglow. The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, 'Well, how was it?' The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and says: 'Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf.'
  9. Torpedo

    What are you listening to Part the Third

    Quincy Jones - Live in Ludwigshafen 1961 "His Orchestra" were this bunch: Benny Bailey: trumpet; Freddie Hubbard: trumpet; Paul Cohen: trumpet; Curtis Fuller: trombone; Melba Liston: trombone; Ake Persson: trombone; David Baker: trombone; Julius Watkins: French horn; Phil Woods: alto saxophone; Joe Lopes: alto saxophone; Eric Dixon: tenor saxophone, flute; Budd Johnson: tenor saxophone; Sahib Shahib: baritone saxophone, flute; Patti Bown: piano; Les Spann: guitar, flute; Buddy Catlett: bass; Carlos "Patato" Valdes: conga drums; Stu Martin: drums; It's a bittersweet experience listening to such good performers at their prime trying to succeed when their craft was losing the popularity contest. Such is life, who would have told Quincy in those days that he would hit it producing Thriller about twenty years later. He went next to bankruptcy because of that european tour in the early 60s.
  10. Torpedo

    Hippy B-day, Knucks!

    Happy Birthday!!!
  11. Torpedo

    What are you listening to Part the Third

    Maverick Sabre - When I Woke Up
  12. Torpedo

    And now what did you do TODAY?

    Get well soon, Jose. What a way of starting the year. I've been at a hospital in new year's eve as a patient and as a worker, neither is awesome, but after all it's like any other day. Sex deprivation is worse, I wish it stops hurting soon
  13. Torpedo

    Happy New Year!

    Yes, may it be a good one. Best wishes!
  14. Torpedo

    Speaker Porn

    A radioactive one, I'd say.
  15. Torpedo

    Happy Birthday Ric

    Happy christmasy Birthday, Ric!