Just spilled a heaping bowl of cereal + milk all over everything. With one single action, I have necessitated the purchase of a new chair (something I've been putting off for years,) a new chair mat, and possibly a new rug. A simple will not cover this, it's going to have to be a group effort.
Miraculously, I managed to miss both my Macintop, Blackberry, and every single other piece of electronics on this desk.
EDIT: The silver lining to this cereal cloud is that I have now located my spare camera battery charger, which had been missing for a number of weeks now.