Urbandictionary is very US-centric. According to UD users, a "donk" is either a large, shapely female behind or an early 1970s Chevy Impala (preferably sitting on preposterously oversized rims). I found this out earlier today after discovering a particularly disturbing music video. I am thinking "donk" means something different in the UK, but correct interpretation is not necessarily going to improve that track.
OT: Today paid for the privilege of driving in the State of Taxachusetts for another four years. I also bought 20 "contractor grade" trash bags that are a whopping 2 mil thick. In spite of checking 3 different stores, I could not find 3 mil bags. Experience has taught me that the extra mil of thickness is nontrivial when cleaning up house debris.
Right now I should really be measuring the shelving in the upstairs bathroom so I can visit Home Despot and buy parts for two more shelves.