aardvark baguette

this backup is taking longer than i expected.... its five days waiting for a gun, right?

Happy birthday

Happy birthday

yeah but they packaged it in the top 10 sci fi list

No way Buffy is better sci-fi than fucking X files. Ridiculous.

I just got a notice from the police in my mail that modified firearms will be used in a film production one street down from me today. For the next twelve hours. I think it might be this one.

Just watched the first 2 seasons of Luther on netflix. Wow.

i haven't jazzed it up in a while. tastes even better now.

earlier i looked down to see a centipede run past my bare foot. fuck you too, satan.

I have tried, unsuccessfully, seven times to listen to 'Shortest Straw'. Interrupted every time today.

are they ever going to offer The Wire in HD? Is the source material too low to begin with?

i wanted to eat lunch yesterday but heard the heat index was going to be 110. just stayed in the building hungry instead.

i think i made it through them all. the partridge guy dancing to that crappy song is my new favorite thing ever

Nope. I've just always used the regular soap. I've been mindlessly buying the same kind since I started doing my own shopping years and years ago.

remember when they didnt suck?

Today I finally bought that pump foam hand soap for the first time. Take a ride on the wild side.

Thanks. I left them some accurate feedback

It was so humid today that my amazon boxes fell apart outside, spiral notebooks and Ticonderogas all over the place. There was no rain whatsoever.