Dusty Chalk

Not quite NSFW: https://www.facebook.com/CassandraFoxDance/videos/156362831977273/ This is ridiculously cute:

Everything I know about life as a Brit comes from Doctor Who, the Cornetto trilogy, and my imaginary friends on the Internet, of which I have surprisingly many.

Is it in the cellar?

Thank you, everyone! This thread makes me smile like visiting a strip club do. It's like you know me. The day started out pretty lazy -- I've been trying to have a different fine meal for lunch and dinner every day this weekend, and I totes screwed up yesterday, and barely remembered to eat, but it ended with a very nice concert in Philadelphia (the farthest I've driven in months by a long shot).

Steak, done Thai style. It's ackshully quite medium rare, emphasis on the rare.

England. It’s all about the pubs.

Happy birthday! (party favour noise)

Happy belated! (party favour noise)

Happy belated! (party favour noise)

I've been listening to a lot of Ugress lately.

I'm going to take that picture into a halloween store, show it to the clerk, and ask, "do you have one of these?" Or not.

Yeah, but she's...uh...frugal. She ended up getting a Macbook Air from @strid3r and a cheap regular non-pro Macbook (open box or refurb or something), both for less than the price of a Macbook Pro. We'll see if annoying video cutoff technology trickles down to the lesser models.

New Doctor Who theme has a bass drop.

I can still fap to her, even with him there. But if he's too distracting, might I recommend a certain scene from And God Created Woman. The whole movie is enjoyable, as it's a remake of a Bridget Bardot movie, but IIRC (and it's been at least a decade or two), there's only one really hot scene worthy of <sorry, forgot the name of the book in which nude scenes are catalogued>.

So true -- did you see that Songwriter's Circle with her, Nick Cave, and John Cale? I enjoy how she tries to make it a bit of Storytellers kind of thing.

Me, too! You two keep trying to out-cute each other, we're all winners.

I need to make chili. It's Chili Season!

I was surprised how quickly I took to "neat" (especially considering how much of a lightweight I am), but I won't judge. Dew et, and don't feel guilty about it. Also, I don't like the taste of my water. So that's a big factor. My tea was inferior (to where I previously lived), my coffee is inferior (compared to making it at work), I'm sure ice or water with whisk(e)y will be inferior as well.

Oh, okay, I was trying to start with “taking the piss” and evolving it from there and just plain getting lost in nonexistent, fictitious etymologies...

Agreed.

Oh, you have no idea... They so cufkde up in teh head.

Wait, that's 'optimistic'? Lingo these days...

I think you've confused CostCo with WalMart...

Are you kidding? I'm going to "accidentally" share this with a coworker. EDIT: on second thought, I won’t, I don’t want this guy getting laid.