I had a cooking show turned on the TV while I was working on the computer.  On one of its segments, the hosts test new cooking tools.  The man loved this one:

 

 

It seems like a good idea for us beer drinkers.

And you can use it to clean fine jewelry too!

 

BTW, I hope you're recovering from your spill Ken!

You should give us an update in an appropriate forum.

I'm always up for better head!

 

But, I wonder if using that machine would ultimately flatten the beer, since it seems to be pushing more of the dissolved carbon dioxide out of solution?

You're supposed to drink it before then.

Oh, right! I'm a very slow drinker, unfortunately.

Makes me think of fancy beer-glasses with laser-etched patterns IN the glass (nucleated bottom) to keep the bubbles forming & retain head longer. 

 

http://www.ratebeer.com/forums/etching-on-the-bottom-of-a-beer-glass_210550.htm

Does it foam up better with Brilliant Pebbles?

Or mento's?

https://vine.co/v/MI2aE2qWXqv

Mmmm oxidation...