September 24, 200718 yr Author comment_52642 HAHAHAHAHA! I meant to press "review" to find out what the "glow" button did to text but accidentally pressed "post"! well, enjoy! Report
September 24, 200718 yr Author comment_52646 buy why would you choose the word "balls?" do you have some kind of testicle obsession? Oh privately when we're together you delight in my testicle obsession but publicly you deny it? I should have listened to my friends about you. Report
September 24, 200718 yr Author comment_52648 yes, you should. a common, but dangerous, mistake. Well you've just broken one poor, insignificant mans heart. Report
September 24, 200718 yr comment_52649 Oh privately when we're together you delight in my testicle obsession but publicly you deny it? I should have listened to my friends about you. wow, look at how banned you are! Report
September 24, 200718 yr comment_52651 buy why would you choose the word "balls?" do you have some kind of testicle obsession? A subconscious reference to our childhood, perhaps ("glow balls")? Report
September 24, 200718 yr Author comment_52652 whenever I have to choose a word at random I choose the profane. Call me crazy. Report
September 24, 200718 yr Author comment_52654 balls isn't profane, it's just your obsession Well my balls aren't profane. They're perfect in every way. I don't like to brag or put my balls in an ivory tower but they are what all balls aspire (and fail) to be. Report
September 24, 200718 yr comment_52669 Well my balls aren't profane. They're perfect in every way. I don't like to brag or put my balls in an ivory tower but they are what all balls aspire (and fail) to be. Small and bored? Report
September 24, 200718 yr comment_52674 now I never thought we'd get around to talking about balls...but this is headcase after all Report
September 25, 200718 yr comment_52681 Kinda related to the thread: HELGA NEEDS A BEER >> It was a hot day in Minnesota . >> >> Helga hung out the wash to dry, put a roast in the oven, and then went >> downtown to pick up some dry cleaning. >> >> "Gootness, it's hotter Dan hell today," she mused to herself as she >> walked down Main Street . She passed a tavern and thought , "Vy nodt?" >> >> She walked in and took a seat at the bar.The bartender walked up and >> asked her what she would like to drink. >> >> "Ya know," Helga said, "it is zo hot, I tink I'll have myself a cold >> beer" >> >> "Anheuser Busch?" the bartender asked. >> >> >> Helga blushed and replied, "Vell fine, tanks, und how's yur viener?" Report
September 25, 200718 yr comment_52683 Well my balls aren't profane. They're perfect in every way. I don't like to brag or put my balls in an ivory tower but they are what all balls aspire (and fail) to be. You're Going To Love My Balls Report
September 25, 200718 yr Author comment_52686 You're Going To Love My Balls Oh man do I love the onion. I just bought the "homeland insecurity" compilation a couple of weeks ago and love it. Report
September 25, 200718 yr comment_52687 Kinda related to the thread: HELGA NEEDS A BEER >> It was a hot day in Minnesota . >> >> Helga hung out the wash to dry, put a roast in the oven, and then went >> downtown to pick up some dry cleaning. >> >> "Gootness, it's hotter Dan hell today," she mused to herself as she >> walked down Main Street . She passed a tavern and thought , "Vy nodt?" >> >> She walked in and took a seat at the bar.The bartender walked up and >> asked her what she would like to drink. >> >> "Ya know," Helga said, "it is zo hot, I tink I'll have myself a cold >> beer" >> >> "Anheuser Busch?" the bartender asked. >> >> >> Helga blushed and replied, "Vell fine, tanks, und how's yur viener?" Hey! I'm from Minnesota and I don't talk like that! Report
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