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H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y X M A N ;D

I'm buying you a birthday present. Its a high performance USB Cable. Audiophile Grade A. Basically it is a USB cable with multifilament layer teflon coating, 99.9% pure cotton insulation with magnetic green ink dye to absorb all the digital laser signals, so that 99.97% of the USB audio signal reachs your external DAC (compare to other cables 99.85%). The result is a sound that has deeper bass with better grip, and a deeper, blacker background. Triple platinum 24kt gold coated conductor cable with .925 silver bits layered throughout to improve treble sonics. To finish off the cable is wrapped snugly in clear techflex, layered with a fine coat of powdered canary yellow diamond dust.

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nix the awful canary yellow diamonds, though.

Reks, the powdered canary yellow diamond dust is crucial to fully realizing the audiophile grade USB cable's warm yet detailed sound. In tests the USB cable people found that the powdered canary yellow diamond dust added a touch of euphony simply not possible with other precious stones' dusts.

The only negative side effect of the diamond dust is that the cable has 0% flexibility. It is shipped in a 1" circumference 15ft long tube. So X you need to have a straight shot from the back of your computer to the back of your DAC.

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