No, seriously.

I don't know, today is April 1

EDIT: Damn, beat me to it

it's April 1st.

You mean, the Ist day of the IVth month? No way!!!4!1!

It'd be a step up from plant

If you told me Robert Plant and Allison Kraus were making an album today I would have thought it was a joke too.

sure, but Bjork's website always has a, usually pretty similar to this announcement, joke on April 1st.

I know this is a joke. Just taking a pot shot at the Allison Kraus/Robert Plant album which I thought was pretty bloody awful

i'm unsure of what you're trying to say.

I think a reference to the 2 Zep albums from which she wants to sing songs as well as todays date. What what.

oh.

Google always does something nice this time of year:

Through analysis of Google's index, I have determined that I <3 pandas.

Would they be Bjorkin?

Would they be Bjorkin?

Is that anything like knocking bjoots?

Guardian eschews ink, becomes entirely twatted

Highlights:

"[Celebrated Guardian editor] CP Scott would have warmly endorsed this - his well-known observation 'Comment is free but facts are sacred' is only 36 characters long," a spokesman said in a tweet that was itself only 135 characters long.

For example, Martin Luther King's legendary 1963 speech on the steps of the Lincoln memorial appears in the Guardian's Twitterised archive as "I have a dream that my four little children will one day live in a nation where they will not be judged by the colour of their skin but by", eliminating the waffle and bluster of the original.

Oh, heck, just read the whole thing, it's hilarious.

Oh, heck, just read the whole thing, it's hilarious.

Too long. Didn't finish.

LOL OMG WTF ill-literacy 4evar!!!1!