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Have a fantastic day! Shelly sends all her love!

Yeah, look what happened to Michael Hutchins!

Getting a little better at it. Starting to like it better.

Shelly hooked me up with some Sebastian finishing paste!

Happy belated Mike!

Walgreens was my only choice over Walmart, so had to settle for Garnier FRUCTISE finishing paste. I'm in Houston tonight though, so may explore better alternatives. It's actually better now, but I look like a Puffin.

OK, you make a good point.

Wow! Just woke up from this crazy ass dream, where I'm in bazaaro land, and everyone else is gay and giving me advice on hair products! Oh, wait... Firstly you wanna be queens, I was a Bumble and Bumble hair model in the 80's. I may be a fat old homo now, but I've forgotten more about hair styles and hair products than you now or will ever know. What's next, you guys gonna give me tips on fellating a penis?

There are no gay stylists any where near me. They all had the common sense to get the hell out of here. I'll just go buy some mouse and own this bitch! Back in the day I had every conceivable style and color, so what the hell. Shelly can post some pics when I see her tomorrow. It is chuckle worthy. BTW, I did go to a salon. I'm not the barber type.

Went to get a haircut in time for my trip to Cali. The 13 y.o. looking girl that cut my hair, obviously didn't listen to a word I said, and cut my hair in the style of most of the kids in this area. Now I have this ridiculous looking fade, and there is no way to comb it to make it look any better. The up-side is that my Brother will have something to laugh at when he sees me.

Have an incredible dayTyler!

And i was worried you wouldn't fit in with the Arkansans. And congrats on your new four story Arkansas stately home.

I have no idea how I posted this. I was trying to snap a pic of my breakfast biscuit. I never typed the word Ubiquitous.

Ubiquitous

^ One of my faves!

Been a big Aimee Mann fan since the 'Til Tuesday days.

That looks fantastic! Except for that nasty Red stuff in the bottle.

Moderators please inform the foreigner that sexual innuendos are my department.

^ Damn!

RIP GG.

RIP Gilbert & Arthur.

...and then one time, a farmer brought in a potatoe that looked like Dan Quayle.

Have a spectacular day Doug!

Have a fantastic day ol' Scot!

When you consider the expense and bad weather, there's only one line of thought that makes total sense. It's a front. It's not that he loves to B-B-Q, it's that he's a serial killer and needs a way to discretely get rid of the bodies. Whatever you do, don't share any meals with him! And don't make him angry. You should be safe though, because if he's smart enough to build a Body-B-Quashed B-B-Q, he's smart enough not to kill someone he could be connected to. On the other hand...