3 doctors go out duck hunting. The first guy, a psychiatrist takes out a gun bam nails a duck and kills it. He wonders
"why did I just do that?"
"did I get any pleasure killing another animal?"
"is this right? oh jeez I think I'm going to go home and analyze this situation a bit more and get myself sorted out"
Second guy the pathologist takes out his gun and kills another duck. He thinks to himself
"hmm...I wonder if that was actually a duck"
"I should probably go over there and have a closer look"
"make sure that was a duck by mounting some slides, finding out a bit more about it....then maybe having a conference with the other docs here"
The third guy a general surgeon pulls out this monster sized gun blows the duck out of the air, pretty much leaving no trace that it ever used to be a duck. He says:
"hey pathology go over there and make sure that was a duck"
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A woman and man meet up, both find out they're doctors but agree not to tell either one what field they're in until after sex. The sex is great, afterwards both of them are exhausted and they're both lieing in bed, and they start to try to figure out what the other one is.
The male says "wow you were great, really rough throwing me around I loved it! Let me guess you're an orthopedic surgeon?"
female says "absolutely thats right! Let me guess you're an anesthesiologist?"
male "yeah of course, how'd you know?"
female "that was easy, I couldn't feel a thing!"