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WILL You know, I was on this plane once. And I'm sitting there and uh...the captain gets on, he does his whole, you know, we'll be cruisin' at 35,000 feet. But then he puts the mic down n forgets to turn it off. SEAN mm-hmm. WILL And so he turns to the co-pilot n he's like, "you know, all I could use right now is a fuckin' blow job and a cup of coffee." So the stewardess fuckin' goes bombin' up from the back of the plane to tell him that the microphone's still on. N this guy in the back of the plane is like, "Hey, hon, don't forget the coffee!" > SEAN You ever been on a plane? WILL No, but it's a fuckin' joke. It works better if I tell it in the first person.

The best lenses have always been assembled by hand, largely or in part. It's true for Leica, Canon, Nikon and others.

New P&S. Replacement batteries for my UPS. Alternately useable as diving weights.

Got booked to do lights, take photos and DJ at the same event. Talk about spreading myself thin.

Oh, SNAP. Ordered. I'm supposed to be saving for a new MacPro.

Somewhere in Louisiana.

Can't possibly be an accident. Gandalffi.

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Wow. Sometimes the information age leads to the coolest things ever. Don Verbrilli, the guy behind The Verbrilli Sound, recently joined facebook. I send him a friend request and included a note telling him how much I enjoyed his music, specifically Dizney. He wrote me back: How cool is that? I don't have any Steve Miller Band at home, but fortunately for me there's a shit ton on Grooveshark. Initially I thought the beats came from Swingtown, which starts with just drums and has been heavily sampled over the years. After doing some A/B listening, I'm not so sure.