Knuckledragger

In honor of Grawker's birthday, I present a few polar bear emoticons:

The message you have entered is too short. Aww, Salty is gonna make me blush.

The message you have entered is not an aeroplane. Please stop trying to fly it around.

The message you have entered is too quiet. Please turn it up a bit.

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Aimless birthday, happy1!

Well shit, yesterday was Photoshoop's 20th birthday. The Online Photographer: Happy 20th Birthday, Photoshop

I think they look better without the writing.

At least you didn't bake this:

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The message you have entered is too old. Please get with the times, grandpa.

It's YoSaffBridge, AKA yr ticket to the special hell.

*sniff* Remember this? http://www.head-case.org/forums/headphone-amplification/5704-treatise-ttvj-307a.html

The message you have entered is too short. TK421, why aren't you at your post?

The 307A was my favorite dream dynamic amp. Pics or it didn't happen.

The message you have entered is too cheap. Please lengthen your message to at least 1 dollar.

The message you have entered is too small. You must be really spooked if you're reading this.

The message you have entered is too short. Maybe J.K. Rowling will write it for you.

Welcome to the Club 12L-A! That's a nice price you got on them as well.

Dalek cake pictures are gone, so this'll have to do. I can't hear you, speaker-man!

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The message you have entered is too short. Man, I wish I knew where I stashed those Dalek Cake pictures.

The message you have entered is too short. This is not a parody.

The message you have entered is too short. Don't worry Steve, we'll all believe that you're 49 next year too, because we don't know what year you were born.

The message you have entered is too offensive. If you can't say anything nice, maybe you should read this look.