The real problem is that tmonk is used to everyone doing things to make sure he's happy. It's the nature of spoiled kids today. One day he'll grow up realize that what he likes isn't really that important to anyone else.
Yup, if you can't find a real greasy spoon, waffle house IS the place to go. I love waffle house when I'm missing the south. I once had thanksgiving dinner at a waffle house with my wife and her parents.