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THREE TD's for KC D/ST with 2.5 quarters left. What in the fuck.

Yeah it's totally ridiculous. The main reason I *briefly* review his list is to see where he's wrong. I never thought I would do it this year, but I'm rolling with a double TE lineup in the 8-team league. Cameron is beasting and Gates has played so well that he's a better option than my other bench WR's.

Drew Brees you beautiful bastard! Just erased my 42 point deficit in 2.5 quarters and Brent is no longer undefeated.

I need 43 from Brees and the Saints kicker tonight. Fucking Maurice Jones-Drew. Enjoy the bench, bitch.

I never really mix beer and cocktails. Maybe that was the problem? There was that one motto in college: "Liquor before beer, you're in the clear. Beer before liquor, never been sicker."

Lol, not 3 minutes after we dropped you guys off at the hotel I had Mike pull over so I could revisit my selection of cocktails. I only looked asleep in the car because I was trying desperately to hold it together until we bid you farewell. My bedroom was still spinning when I woke up this morning. I'm 100% now though. I regret nothing .

Let's just say I was mightily successful in getting fucked up. Mike can attest to that. Next time we go to Barrelhouse, I seriously need to slow down. ...otherwise, it was a kickass day. Jeff and Adrian - you both rock. Thanks for making the trip out and I hope we were able to show you a few new good places.

I *almost* feel guilty drinking Pappy without Marc here. Marc where are you?

Sidecar. This rocks.

Remember the Maine Had a Corpse Reviver No. 2 earlier

Dark Horse Double Crooked Tree at Local Option.

Le Trappe Isidor

Razor Hoof at Map Room

$14 Win

William Larue Weller 2011.

/start rant I have Lacy and started him last week. He gets injured on his first carry and Starks comes in and gets 130 yards and a TD. So I get Starks off waivers and start him because MJD is horrible this year. He goes out at the end of the first half and Franklin comes in and just got a TD as well. FUCK THIS. /end rant

Cool site, decent price for a new pair. Not game this time around, regrettably.

If I lose this week in the 10 team league, I will probably blow up my team and will be ready to trade anyone/everyone.

You're probably still going to beat me this week Nate. My teams suck. Will be 1-1 in the 8 team and 0-2 in the 10 team. I guess my good luck from last year ran out.

If New England were actually moving down the field, Edelman's stat line would be nuts. The 11/12/make that 13 catches work pretty well in PPR nonetheless.

How about Marshawn Lynch and MJD? At least I can claim responsibility for only MJD. Damn autopick on Lynch, I would never have went with him. I'm assuming I'm going to be 0-2 across the 2 leagues to start this, but I have a shot at winning in the 8-team league.

ESPN's app fucking sucked last night. I had to autopick everything because the app continued to kick me out, claiming I was "logged in multiple times". So anyway, my team isn't great but a few picks are alright so I guess I'll just work my way into it.

Yeah, this.

10-team results from last night. Round: 1 (1) Dizzy's Salted Ones - Adrian Peterson RB (2) DAC Pack - Arian Foster RB (3) Sitting Duck - Aaron Rodgers QB (4) Country Lawyer - Doug Martin RB (5) Hook 'em Horns - Ray Rice RB (6) Team Chaos - Marshawn Lynch RB (7) Angels of Dust - Calvin Johnson WR ** (8 Oak Park Stalkers - Jamaal Charles RB (9) Indianapolis Kölsch - C.J. Spiller RB (10) Dammit Colin - LeSean McCoy RB Round: 2 (11) Dammit Colin - A.J. Green WR (12) Indianapolis Kölsch - Trent Richardson RB ** (13) Oak Park Stalkers - Drew Brees QB (14) Angels of Dust - Matt Forte RB (15) Team Chaos - Alfred Morris RB (16) Hook 'em Horns - Peyton Manning QB (17) Country Lawyer - Dez Bryant WR (18) Sitting Duck - Brandon Marshall WR (19) DAC Pack - Steven Jackson RB (20) Dizzy's Salted Ones - Julio Jones WR Round: 3 (21) Dizzy's Salted Ones - Chris Johnson RB (22) DAC Pack - Stevan Ridley RB (23) Sitting Duck - Demaryius Thomas WR (24) Country Lawyer - David Wilson RB (25) Hook 'em Horns - Frank Gore RB (26) Team Chaos - Tom Brady QB (27) Angels of Dust - Andre Johnson WR ** (28) Oak Park Stalkers - Maurice Jones-Drew RB (29) Indianapolis Kölsch - Jimmy Graham TE (30) Dammit Colin - Larry Fitzgerald WR Round: 4 (31) Dammit Colin - Wes Welker WR (32) Indianapolis Kölsch - Reggie Bush RB ** (33) Oak Park Stalkers - Randall Cobb WR (34) Angels of Dust - Roddy White WR (35) Team Chaos - Vincent Jackson WR (36) Hook 'em Horns - Victor Cruz WR (37) Country Lawyer - Rob Gronkowski TE (38) Sitting Duck - Darren McFadden RB (39) DAC Pack - Cam Newton QB (40) Dizzy's Salted Ones - DeMarco Murray RB Round: 5 (41) Dizzy's Salted Ones - Marques Colston WR (42) DAC Pack - Reggie Wayne WR (43) Sitting Duck - Tony Gonzalez TE (44) Country Lawyer - Darren Sproles RB (45) Hook 'em Horns - James Jones WR (46) Team Chaos - Eddie Lacy RB (47) Angels of Dust - Lamar Miller RB ** (48) Oak Park Stalkers - Antonio Brown WR (49) Indianapolis Kölsch - Matt Ryan QB (50) Dammit Colin - Danny Amendola WR Round: 6 (51) Dammit Colin - Ryan Mathews RB (52) Indianapolis Kölsch - Pierre Garcon WR ** (53) Oak Park Stalkers - Dwayne Bowe WR (54) Angels of Dust - Montee Ball RB (55) Team Chaos - Hakeem Nicks WR (56) Hook 'em Horns - Jason Witten TE (57) Country Lawyer - Eric Decker WR (58) Sitting Duck - Shane Vereen RB (59) DAC Pack - Mike Wallace WR (60) Dizzy's Salted Ones - Cecil Shorts WR Round: 7 (61) Dizzy's Salted Ones - Matthew Stafford QB (62) DAC Pack - Colin Kaepernick QB (63) Sitting Duck - Steve Johnson WR (64) Country Lawyer - Robert Griffin III QB (65) Hook 'em Horns - Torrey Smith WR (66) Team Chaos - Vernon Davis TE (67) Angels of Dust - Andrew Luck QB ** (68) Oak Park Stalkers - Steve Smith WR (69) Indianapolis Kölsch - Giovani Bernard RB (70) Dammit Colin - Greg Olsen TE Round: 8 (71) Dammit Colin - Owen Daniels TE (72) Indianapolis Kölsch - T.Y. Hilton WR ** (73) Oak Park Stalkers - BenJarvus Green-Ellis RB (74) Angels of Dust - Ahmad Bradshaw RB (75) Team Chaos - Ben Tate RB (76) Hook 'em Horns - DeSean Jackson WR (77) Country Lawyer - DeAngelo Williams RB (78) Sitting Duck - Sidney Rice WR (79) DAC Pack - Chris Ivory RB (80) Dizzy's Salted Ones - Jared Cook TE Round: 9 (81) Dizzy's Salted Ones - Rashard Mendenhall RB (82) DAC Pack - Jordy Nelson WR (83) Sitting Duck - Russell Wilson QB (84) Country Lawyer - Anquan Boldin WR (85) Hook 'em Horns - Daryl Richardson RB (86) Team Chaos - Kyle Rudolph TE (87) Angels of Dust - Tavon Austin WR ** (88) Oak Park Stalkers - Mike Williams WR (89) Indianapolis Kölsch - Miles Austin WR (90) Dammit Colin - Tony Romo QB Round: 10 (91) Dammit Colin - Michael Vick QB (92) Indianapolis Kölsch - Josh Gordon WR ** (93) Oak Park Stalkers - Bryce Brown RB (94) Angels of Dust - Mark Ingram RB (95) Team Chaos - Seahawks D/ST D/ST (96) Hook 'em Horns - Greg Jennings WR (97) Country Lawyer - Le'Veon Bell RB (98) Sitting Duck - Vick Ballard RB (99) DAC Pack - Antonio Gates TE (100) Dizzy's Salted Ones - Kenny Britt WR Round: 11 (101) Dizzy's Salted Ones - Michael Floyd WR (102) DAC Pack - Lance Moore WR (103) Sitting Duck - Isaiah Pead RB (104) Country Lawyer - Eli Manning QB (105) Hook 'em Horns - Isaac Redman RB (106) Team Chaos - Alshon Jeffery WR (107) Angels of Dust - 49ers D/ST D/ST ** (108) Oak Park Stalkers - Fred Jackson RB (109) Indianapolis Kölsch - Chris Givens WR (110) Dammit Colin - Robbie Gould K Round: 12 (111) Dammit Colin - Bears D/ST D/ST (112) Indianapolis Kölsch - Texans D/ST D/ST ** (113) Oak Park Stalkers - Brandon Myers TE (114) Angels of Dust - Jermichael Finley TE (115) Team Chaos - Matt Schaub QB (116) Hook 'em Horns - Kendall Wright WR (117) Country Lawyer - Kenbrell Thompkins WR (118) Sitting Duck - Bengals D/ST D/ST (119) DAC Pack - Ben Roethlisberger QB (120) Dizzy's Salted Ones - Golden Tate WR Round: 13 (121) Dizzy's Salted Ones - DeAndre Hopkins WR (122) DAC Pack - Emmanuel Sanders WR (123) Sitting Duck - Stephen Gostkowski K (124) Country Lawyer - Patriots D/ST D/ST (125) Hook 'em Horns - Packers D/ST D/ST (126) Team Chaos - Denarius Moore WR (127) Angels of Dust - Vincent Brown WR ** (128) Oak Park Stalkers - Broncos D/ST D/ST (129) Indianapolis Kölsch - Blair Walsh K (130) Dammit Colin - Knowshon Moreno RB Round: 14 (131) Dammit Colin - Jay Cutler QB (132) Indianapolis Kölsch - Justin Blackmon WR ** (133) Oak Park Stalkers - Matt Bryant K (134) Angels of Dust - Andy Dalton QB (135) Team Chaos - Bernard Pierce RB (136) Hook 'em Horns - Justin Tucker K (137) Country Lawyer - Phil Dawson K (138) Sitting Duck - Shonn Greene RB (139) DAC Pack - Steelers D/ST D/ST (140) Dizzy's Salted Ones - Rams D/ST D/ST Round: 15 (141) Dizzy's Salted Ones - Matt Prater K (142) DAC Pack - Randy Bullock K (143) Sitting Duck - Malcom Floyd WR (144) Country Lawyer - Jordan Cameron TE (145) Hook 'em Horns - Martellus Bennett TE (146) Team Chaos - Josh Brown K (147) Angels of Dust - Sebastian Janikowski K ** (148) Oak Park Stalkers - Jermaine Gresham TE (149) Indianapolis Kölsch - Kenny Stills WR (150) Dammit Colin - Rueben Randle WR

Can just hang out in HC Chat.