THIS GUY IS WIN.

The "dude" obviously does not have a dog, because if he did, it would look at him like, "what have you done with my master?"

Chewbacca get's stunned...

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1799817

archosman, your avatar makes me dizzy.

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wc8mHUa5zFE]YouTube - Bud Light - Superbowl 2008 'Who Cut the Cheese'[/ame]

You would need KY to get that big tube in that little box.

Opening scene to Uwe Boll's Postal. All but guaranteed to offend, and possibly NSWF:

Clicky.

Duggeh, considering the content of your last two posts here, I strongly suggest finding yourself a nice girl who will treat you right.

I've found a nice girl. Sadly she isn't mine. Sob.

Then find a not-so-nice girl who will treat you right.

Then find a not-so-nice girl who will treat you right.

not so nice girls are the best

Doesn't that ruin the point of a not-so-nice girl?

Doesn't that ruin the point of a not-so-nice girl?

You do need help, don't you....

*sniff*

Doesn't that ruin the point of a not-so-nice girl?

of course not

*sniff*

*offers Nenso to Duggeh as consolation prize*

I'd rather take the herpes thanks Smeggy.

archosman, your avatar makes me dizzy.

You mean that's you spinning around Vicki?

You mean that's you spinning around Vicki?

and if so, why is the other girl wearing your tiara?

You mean that's you spinning around Vicki?

Not really my style.

and if so, why is the other girl wearing your tiara?

I rent it out on occasion. Interested? You might look good in it.

would it match his ebony penis extension?

Absolutely!