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To explain: bums in Hawaii have a special place in my analogy universe -- they're fat. Think about that -- fat bums -- how does someone who has to beg for money and/or food get fat? You could do worse than be a bum in Hawaii. I used to run in the middle of the night. I'd take everything out of my pockets except for my hotel key, which was one of those generic swipe cards. I'd run 'away' until I scared myself into actually believing that I'd fake amnesia and become a bum there, then I'd turn around and run back.

Some of those runs were really long.

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remind me to never give you guys anything for free :)

No kidding!

I tried giving away 7.11" once. Not only did I get the same kind of reactions, I also got arrested!

Those High School girls have unrealistic expectations if you ask me.

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