today is 7/11 -- 7-11 is offering 1 free 7.11 oz slurpee per location. if you live near several 7-11s, you could drive around and collect several slurpees.

I saw one of these today. A little girl in line in front of me. Dont wast your time, its like a shot glass.

you where there, but you didn't get one?

Only 7.11 oz? Why even bother for a drink that small

it's a freebee.

Only 7.11 oz? Why even bother for a drink that small

exactly

There are even bums in Hawaii going, "7.11 oz.? Why bother..."

remind me to never give you guys anything for free

There are even bums in Hawaii going, "7.11 oz.? Why bother..."

It might keep them hydrated for 30 minutes in the sun.

Thanks for the free Slurpee info. Free is free

To explain: bums in Hawaii have a special place in my analogy universe -- they're fat. Think about that -- fat bums -- how does someone who has to beg for money and/or food get fat? You could do worse than be a bum in Hawaii. I used to run in the middle of the night. I'd take everything out of my pockets except for my hotel key, which was one of those generic swipe cards. I'd run 'away' until I scared myself into actually believing that I'd fake amnesia and become a bum there, then I'd turn around and run back.

Some of those runs were really long.

remind me to never give you guys anything for free

No kidding!

I tried giving away 7.11" once. Not only did I get the same kind of reactions, I also got arrested!

Those High School girls have unrealistic expectations if you ask me.

(shakes head with palm in the general vicinity of the face, while trying to suppress a smirk)

No kidding!

I tried giving away 7.11" once. Not only did I get the same kind of reactions, I also got arrested!

Those High School girls have unrealistic expectations if you ask me.