Craig Sawyers

Total harmonic distortion, intermodulation distortion for example - I thought the comment on Fourier Analysis kind of gave it away.

RIP Burt Kwouk. The Pink Panther movies were a must watch back in the day. At least he was a full thirty years older that Sellers (who died aged 55)

Quotes from http://physicsworld.com/cws/article/news/2013/jan/31/human-hearing-is-highly-nonlinear , originally published in Phys. Rev. Lett. 110, 044301 – Published 23 January 2013. "The information available from Fourier analysis is bound by an uncertainty relation called the Gabor limit. This says that you cannot know the timing of a sound and its frequency – or pitch – beyond a certain degree of accuracy. The more accurate the measurement of the timing of a sound, the less accurate the measurement of its pitch and vice versa." "Oppenheim and Magnasco discovered that the accuracy with which the volunteers determined pitch and timing simultaneously was usually much better, on average, than the Gabor limit. In one case, subjects beat the Gabor limit for the product of frequency and time uncertainty by a factor of 50, clearly implying their brains were using a nonlinear algorithm." In other words, conventional analysis of non-linear distortions in an audio system tell you absolutely nothing about how it sounds, because human hearing beats measurement by a healthy margin.

Isn't this the movie where you wake up in a bath of ice minus a body part?

And here was I thinking a biscuit was a jammy dodger or a chocolate bourbon! Have a great birthday Brent.

Happy birthday!

There are stress points allocated to certain activities. If you reach 10 you are in serious trouble. The top ones are buying and selling a house, death of a close relative, and divorce. Any two at about the same time and pow - your brain explodes.

This is how Guinness used to do it up to 60-odd years ago. The only machine task was trimming the length of the staves first. At the time, Guinness employed 200 coopers (who served an apprenticeship of 7 years) maintaining the stock of 250,000 barrels.

Is it any wonder that Norse mythology is all to do with fire and ice?

Audiophilia 6 - cinephobia 6

Projector in the ceiling and a tiny 6' screen that comes down. With that seating and whacky speaker set up you really want a MUCH bigger screen.

For those with a home cinema

That is so sad. RIP Mike.

Happy birthday!

I use Sophos. Paid for licence that covers three machines - I buy it in 3-year chunks. Been using it for nearly 20 years; industrial grade. https://www.sophos.com/en-us.aspx .

My collection of leads somehow never looks like this

Have a great one Justin - happy birthday!

Hope you had a great day, Matt!

Have a great one, Ari!

Yup - cut and pasted from head-fi http://www.head-fi.org/t/807614/need-recommendation-for-earbuds#post_12568046

Blimey. RIP Tomita.

Have a truly great one Shelly!

Happy birthday!

This!