Just in time for Thanksgiving:
Remember "Arts and Crafts"? Remember fashioning a festive Thanksgiving turkey card for Mom and Dad using nothing more than a sheet of construction paper, a crayon, and your own little hand? Well, this touching holiday memory-maker will set everybody involved smack back onto a carpet square in Ms. Hamilton's kindergarten class at Fecalball Elementary. This Thanksgiving, bring 'em a little something to go with the turkey, Jerky! A Hogmalion "Happy Fucking Thanksgiving" card is the Turkey Day "Thank You" greeting that says, "Hey, seeing you guys once a year is plenty!"
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