That settles it!  As your friend, thought leader and part time life coach I will trade you a safe mandoline   http://www.cutleryandmore.com/calphalon/precision-mandoline-slicer-p124049?gclid=CK2hlMOpi7MCFaaDQgodI2QAWA    
for all your deadly and dangerous chef knives.  Starting with the Shigefusa, trust me, it is for your own good.