What's not funny is my wife is sick as a dog this morning. She's being a trouper about it, but I'm going to owe the marriage bank big time for taking off and leaving poor Mrs. StRetch with the kids all day.
Depeche Mode -- Some Great Reward
My old girlfriend from 1984 pinged me on Facebook today. "Somebody" was the song of our 15-year-old lives, pre normal jading.
An extremely British story, if only for its extremely good natured incoherence.
Hen that thinks it's a dog takes litter of puppies under its wing - Telegraph
If at first you don't succeed, keep on sucking until you suck seed.
I went to my trainer. Who has moved. Right up the road from the good beer store. So now I stop there on the way home from the trainer. Which is efficient, but perhaps athletically ... suboptimal.