October 30, 200718 yr Just had to know... figured i'd post to you guys, because you guys are like my magic oracle of truth.
October 30, 200718 yr Author easter bunny is winning by 2 votes... wow, this seems like a blow out... i was pulling for him so yea i'm glad.
October 30, 200718 yr Easter bunny by a long shot..maybe if Elvis was on speed he may pose a threat but that's about it.
October 30, 200718 yr Santa Claus is spelled wrong, so I think mjg snuck in a ringer to fool us. My money's on the Clause guy.
October 30, 200718 yr Santa Claus is spelled wrong, so I think mjg snuck in a ringer to fool us. My money's on the Clause guy.No, he's just illiterate.
October 30, 200718 yr Either that, or (a) he's confusing "Santa Claus" with the movie, "The Santa Clause", or ( he's utilizing the old spelling, Santa Klaus, which would mean that he's still misspelling it, or © it's against his religion to spell it correctly.
October 30, 200718 yr Either that, or (a) he's confusing "Santa Claus" with the movie, "The Santa Clause", or ( he's utilizing the old spelling, Santa Klaus, which would mean that he's still misspelling it, or © it's against his religion to spell it correctly. I bet Fredbot knows the answer.
October 30, 200718 yr now that i think about it.. it has to be the Easter bunny, the prick is so fast he breaks in peoples houses while they are asleep, hides baskets all around the house, sneaks back out to the next house. He does this all by himself with no help like Santa has. Santa by himself really has no speed. it's his elves that manufacture the presents for him, tend to his Reindeer, clean and cook for him year round. the only thing Santa does is read letters and requests, step off his parked Sleigh which is conveniently located next to the chimney, slides down the Chimney and pull a few presents out of his bag...how fast can he be? its his reindeer's that get him from house to house. Ray and Kevin would not win cause they would be far to busy arguing about Cameras and photography, they would not make it far off the starting line. Tubes would not win cause no body will be able to find him at the finish..poof he just disappeared! Elvis technically would be to old to pose any threat even if he was still alive. if you take the young Elvis he would not want to mess up his Blue suede shoes in the Race and if you take the old and fatty Elvis he would be to messed up on drugs to even run a strait line.. Easter bunny by a long shot!
October 31, 200718 yr Definitely not the bunny. Unless those Cadbury commercials are lying to me, the Easter Bunny just sits around and lays eggs.
October 31, 200718 yr Definitely not the bunny. Unless those Cadbury commercials are lying to me, the Easter Bunny just sits around and lays eggs. Duh, that's the Cadbury Bunny, not the Easter Bunny.
October 31, 200718 yr Duh, that's the Cadbury Bunny, not the Easter Bunny. You mean they're not the same bunny? Damnit, why does TV keep lying to me like this?
October 31, 200718 yr You mean they're not the same bunny? Damnit, why does TV keep lying to me like this? Exhibit A: slow-ass Cadbury Bunny Exhibit B: crazy as a mofo Easter Bunny
October 31, 200718 yr Exhibit A: slow-ass Cadbury Bunny Exhibit B: crazy as a mofo Easter Bunny look at that curved, huntched back, fat and formless legs and flat long feet. If that bunny is running while standing erect then he doesn't have a chance. those front appendages are being used as hands so if he's going to be on all fours then he'd be disqualified since this is after all a foot race.
October 31, 200718 yr Yeah, but that bunny looks like he's been on a five-day crack run. Who knows what he's capable of? I'm changing my vote from the Clause man to the bunny, now that pictures have been brought to light.
October 31, 200718 yr The bunny has in the bag people! he even is more Agile then the other contestants..so if a tree drops smack in the way of the runners the bunny can either hop over it or turn at lightening speeds..The others have no chance!
October 31, 200718 yr Author ok i fixed the poll... i figured regular bugs bunny wasn't good enough, so i upgraded him.
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