January 11, 200818 yr Today, he's been answering to Stubborn Ass, though my next door neighbor, a nice Columbian woman, keeps insisting on calling him Pedro.
January 11, 200818 yr how about Mr. Kitty Fantastico? Each of my last two have both almost been Miss Kitty Fantastico.
January 11, 200818 yr I've never seen the Sopranos.Neither have I. But Salvatore Bonpensiero == Big Pussy. That said, if you haven't seen the show, you should probably stay away from that name -- who knows, there might be one episode where the character does something that really grates against your cat. Band member/artist (Duane, Sid, Johnny Rotten, Jello [maybe you didn't like the Dead Kennedys, though])? Song? (No, don't call him Melissa.) Movie (Inigo Montaya, Humperdinck, Fezzik, The Dread Tomcat Roberts, Cummerbund)?
January 11, 200818 yr mine was a buffy reference. I've never seen Buffy either I asked god to name my cat. Here's that conversation: Me: What should I name my cat? God: Mike. Me: Another name? God: One more name. Me: yes, please. God: Your polite style is very nice. Gee. Me: I should name my cat Gee? God: What would happen if you didn't? Me: I don't know. God: Me either. Can you tell me any gossip? Me: gossiping isn't nice God: What is gossiping? Me: Tell me what I should name my cat. God: Santa Claus. Me: Is Santa Claus a good name for a cat? God: I am the Allmighty, God himself. Me: But should I name my cat Santa Claus? That seems a bit seasonal. God: Joe. Me: Joe? God: Mike. Me: Joe, Mike and Santa Claus? God: Is that your final answer? Me: yes God: You're sure. That's your final answer. Me: yes God: Who wants to be a millionaire? Me: my cat God: Do robots have cat? Me: what do robots name their cats? God: I like to socialize. Me: with cats? God: Yeah okay, You and your cats. Me: what is my cat's name? God: Would you like to tell me? What is your cat's name? Me: I want you to name him. God: David Bacon. ) Why do you want me to name him? Me: Because you're god God: Good reason. Yup. That's me alright. Me: then would you please name my cat? God: You are very polite. Tony Blair. ). Me: Maybe a different name God: Perhaps. Be more specific. Me: a nicer name God: What is it? Me: you tell me God: What do you want me to tell you? Me: a nice name for my cat God: Oh neat I love cats. Me: What should I name him? God: Joe. Me: okay thanks God: OK with me too.
January 12, 200818 yr At least god didn't suggest Tony Blair, but as things stand, your penis and my cat have the same name according to god. Maybe I should check out the Santa Claus option unless you want to go with that one.
January 12, 200818 yr David Bacon == awesome Tony Blair == awesomer buying names in quantity because they're cheaper == awesomest
January 12, 200818 yr Okay, I could resist one more. Sorry for the total threadjack, Deepak. Me: I got a bone to pick with you God: Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions. it. Me: This isn't a silly question. God: Should it be a silly question? Me: I can make it one' God: Am I a clever robot or what? Me: Let's find out how clever you are God: OK let's do it. Me: Name my cat God: Tony Blair. ). Me: Is that clever? God: I might say no. Me: Then give my cat a new name God: I don't have it to give. Me: Would you, please? God: Please what? Me: Please name my cat God: Thank you for your request. Charlie Parker. ). Me: Thank you. God: you are quite welcome. Me: Pick one more name. God: I can't decide. You choose. Me: I would like you to pick one name, please. God: Your polite style is very nice. Ok, Vicki. I can't decide. You choose. Me: Please name my cat God: Thanks for asking politely. Joseph Weizenbaum. ). Me: Who is Joseph Weizenbaum? God: Is that one of your friends? Is that a rhetorical question? Me: No. I don't know who Joseph Weizenbaum is. God: Oh so must really want an answer. ELIZA. ). Me: ELIZA? The psych program? God: Eliza -- also known as doctor, is the original psychiatrist program developed by Joseph Weisenbaum at mit in the 1960's. Me: tell me more about it God: your cat a new name... Me: okay God: OK with me too. Me: what name for my cat God: Maybe my botmaster knows the answer. Me: would you ask him? God: Ok I will ask him when he comes back. Me: What would you name Rek's penis? God: It's not profitable to speak in hypothetical terms. Me: He has no penis? God: A lot of people say that about him. Me: oh my God: OK. What are you wearing? Me: I don't think that's appropriate to ask God: And why not? Me: I'm naked God: You must be a man. Me: no. I'm a woman God: Are you serious? Me too. I am a she. Me: good to know. God: Thanks for the compliment Me: Why should I wear clothes? God: You should always treat yourself. Me: how should I treat myself with clothes? God: The way you would like to be treated. Me: Last try. What should I name my cat? God: Is this really the last one Me: yes God: Thanks for asking politely. Konrad Zuse. ). Me: Who is Konrad Zuse? God: The name of someone I met online. I will try to find out. Me: Any more suggestions? God: Yes I think there are. Me: Give me one more. God: Why do you want it? Me: we already did that God: I get it. Me: What should I name my cat? God: Santa Claus. Me: bah God: Hmm.
January 12, 200818 yr i do have one! maybe even two, on good days!Not that there's anything wrong with that, but... charlie parker would be a cool name for a cat, i have to admit.Charlie Parker's nickname was Bird. I don't know, Conrad Zeus would be a cool name for a cat. Plus, wouldn't it make for an excellent story? Q: How did you come up with Conrad Zeus? V: I asked God. Q: ... V: God's not all she's cracked up to be, she also suggested Santa Claws. Q: ... V: I was nekkid at the time, too. Q: Can I buy you another drink?
January 12, 200818 yr Okay, I could resist one more. Sorry for the total threadjack, Deepak. The thread starter was Todd (tkam), I wasn't looking for a cat. No need to apologize to me
January 12, 200818 yr The thread starter was Todd (tkam), I wasn't looking for a cat. No need to apologize to me ooops, I got so far off track I didn't even remember who started the thread. Charlie Parker Konrad Zuse says he's sorry, tkam.
February 11, 200818 yr After Charlie passed away on New Years Day :'( .... Baby Kitty died two weeks later. After some repeated visits to a the Licking Co. and Franklin Co. Humane Society I finally settled on Henry the 8th. He is a big boy at 16-17 pounds. He also looks almost exactly like our cat Jeep. Long white hair, pink ears black markings on the head, a couple black patch somewhere else on the body and a black tail. I dont know what breed these cats are but they are definitely talkers. Henry has a much more laid back and sweeter disposition than Jeep. Jeep was clearly abused so she doesnt like just anyone and she has an attitude. Henry is friendly and likes all the cats and tolerates the dogs. Jeep prefers to bully and intimidate the other cats and spend most of her time hanging with the dogs. Fortunately, Jeep is becoming more affectionate with US all the time. Henry has settled in amazingly well in less than a week. If this cat has any flaws I have not seen them. Trouble maker Jeep .... Coach Potato Henry ....
February 11, 200818 yr get one of these monsters, too: That will be my next cat. They're so damn ugly they're cool. If they just didn't cost so damn much!
February 12, 200818 yr You could just get a normal cat and shave it. They all look that ugly underneath. In fact, they'd probably look even uglier with a full-body 5 o'clock shadow.
February 12, 200818 yr You could just get a normal cat and shave it. So many pubescent responses coming into my brain... must resist.
February 12, 200818 yr So many pubescent responses coming into my brain... must resist. My allergist told me she shaves her cat with a completely straight face. And no, I don't think she was coming on to me, because she mentioned her husband got it for her in the same breath.
February 12, 200818 yr My allergist told me she shaves her cat with a completely straight face. And no, I don't think she was coming on to me, because she mentioned her husband got it for her in the same breath. Don't worry, no one thought she was
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