Duggeh Posted April 26, 2008 Report Share Posted April 26, 2008 So. 5am. And the people in the flat next door are playing music loud enough for me to host a disco of my own. I live a street of old houses, by my guess the wall is 1ft thick at the thin section, 2ft over the rest. Sandstone most likely. Anyway. 5am is beyond reasonable acceptable party noise hours. Whats the best way to kill these fuckers and get away with it? I've got sleep to be getting so I can be well rested for a day of procrastination tomo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smeggy Posted April 26, 2008 Report Share Posted April 26, 2008 I suggest quietly piping carbon monoxide in there, they'll look pretty fucking stupid being carted off looking all pink and shit. Find an old gas heater and some garden hose, lay back and wait for the sirens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jinp6301 Posted April 26, 2008 Report Share Posted April 26, 2008 get jena labs to recable their house! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest sacd lover Posted April 26, 2008 Report Share Posted April 26, 2008 get jena labs to recable their house! LOL! Good one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smeggy Posted April 26, 2008 Report Share Posted April 26, 2008 Hah! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Salt Peanuts Posted April 26, 2008 Report Share Posted April 26, 2008 get jena labs to recable their house! Nice, but you are forgetting Doug's second requirement(boldfaced the section by me): Whats the best way to kill these fuckers and get away with it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc Posted April 26, 2008 Report Share Posted April 26, 2008 he can get away with it by declaring it a train wreck and sweeping it under the rug Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin gilmore Posted April 26, 2008 Report Share Posted April 26, 2008 I suggest quietly piping carbon monoxide in there, they'll look pretty fucking stupid being carted off looking all pink and shit. Find an old gas heater and some garden hose, lay back and wait for the sirens much better is a few grams of mercury in their front and back yards, and on the front steps. Takes a few months... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Chalk Posted April 26, 2008 Report Share Posted April 26, 2008 Mercury kills? I thought it just drove one mad. Hey, KG, why don't you "accidentally" send them the uranium? No, there's the fallout...never mind.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiug31 Posted April 26, 2008 Report Share Posted April 26, 2008 much better is a few grams of mercury in their front and back yards, and on the front steps. Takes a few months... St. Andrews isn't known for its heavy industries that much localised mercury would seem a bit odd. Uranium is more common (naturally occuring in rocks) in the north of Scotland (Aberdeen) but as that's locked in the rocks and immobile it's not practical either (no radon emmision). The most obvious deterrent is the threat of students living next door, but as duggeh is there already his neighbours appear to be diehards The sound may be radiating through their windows rather than the walls, maybe check that and if that's a point, ask them to shut the windows when they party late. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
n_maher Posted April 26, 2008 Report Share Posted April 26, 2008 Why didn't you just call the police? In the US at least there are noise ordinances that would have kicked in long before 5am. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spiug31 Posted April 26, 2008 Report Share Posted April 26, 2008 noise ordinances that would have kicked in long before 5am. good suggestion Here's the local link Duggeh http://www.fifedirect.org.uk/atoz/index.cfm?fuseaction=service.display&objectid=855CB7FD-F564-4B4E-966623207712B916 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aardvark baguette Posted April 27, 2008 Report Share Posted April 27, 2008 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aardvark baguette Posted April 27, 2008 Report Share Posted April 27, 2008 If that 1-2-3 punch fails, then use the failsafe: Kill them softly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duggeh Posted April 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2008 You're suppsoed to try to resolve noise complaints with the neighbours in question before involving the police. Thing is that I am hardly likely to go down and round in my PJs to ask them to turn it down. 1) I'd get cold 2)they wouldn't pay me the slightest heed and 3)They'd probably crank it up more often and louder to deal with "that moany fuck next door". I think that I'll stick with what I did, which is put on an audiobook and fall alseep listening to that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
darkless Posted April 28, 2008 Report Share Posted April 28, 2008 I usually resolve any noise disputes with this baby: Nothing that a little brute force can't fix. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duggeh Posted April 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2008 Tragically 30 watts into 88dB and no sub doesn't give me the power to trample my neighbours underfoot with volume. I think my housemates would have been less than pleased with any audio drag racing too, although one of them can go choke of a bowl of dicks, I do give a rats ass about the others. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc Posted April 28, 2008 Report Share Posted April 28, 2008 although one of them can go choke of a bowl of dicks HAHA Duggeh you're brilliant you never cease to amaze me with your lines Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Duggeh Posted April 28, 2008 Author Report Share Posted April 28, 2008 The amazing typo. It should be on. F and N aren't even next to each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dc Posted April 28, 2008 Report Share Posted April 28, 2008 hmm i seemed to read it as choke on which is just as if not funnier Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Chalk Posted April 28, 2008 Report Share Posted April 28, 2008 If that 1-2-3 punch fails, then use the failsafe: Kill them softly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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