Have you ever wanted to go up to some person and ask him a totally random question just to see how he'd react? I admit that I sometimes want to do that at my Customs job, after asking the standard "where you been, got anything to declare?" stuff I feel like saying something really random and weird just for the hell of it.

Questions like "what's the flaccid to errect size ratio of your penis?" or "did you know that an iPod will fit up your vagina?"

So what are the random questions you feel like asking people?

Have you ever wanted to go up to some person and ask him a totally random question just to see how he'd react? I admit that I sometimes want to do that at my Customs job, after asking the standard "where you been, got anything to declare?" stuff I feel like saying something really random and weird just for the hell of it.

Questions like "what's the flaccid to errect size ratio of your penis?" or "did you know that an iPod will fit up your vagina?"

So what are the random questions you feel like asking people?

Which airport do you work at, aerius?

What's a hypotenuse?

I got asked the capital of alaska once when I was going to florida.

"Can you mumble dogface to the banana patch?"

Gotta be old to remember that one...

Which airport do you work at, aerius?

YYZ

WTF IS TOOLE AUDIO?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Do you...touch yourself at night

Why are some people so obsessed with the word penis?

"You got a sister?" has got to be my favourite non-pickup-line.

And: thanks, now I have Rush stuck in my head.

is head-fi down again? i get this-

Network Error (tcp_error)

A communication error occurred: ""

The Web Server may be down, too busy, or experiencing other problems preventing it from responding to requests. You may wish to try again at a later time.

"Can you mumble dogface to the banana patch?"

Gotta be old to remember that one...

LOL...I guess I'm old enough then

Question: "So Timmy, do you like gladiator movies?"

nice shoes, wanna fuck?

Why are some people so obsessed with the word penis?

I can't speak for others, but for me it's because I use my head a lot.

In my case, it's because I am one.

Oh, wait, I thought you said, "pianist".

What the hell does rant mean?

Noun

S: (n) harangue, rant, ranting (a loud bombastic declamation expressed with strong emotion)

S: (n) bombast, fustian, rant, claptrap, blah (pompous or pretentious talk or writing)

Verb

S: (v) rant, mouth off, jabber, spout, rabbit on, rave (talk in a noisy, excited, or declamatory manner)

GAH... now I need a dictionary to look up the definitions

Bartleby

"rabbit on"?

In my case, it's because I am one.

Oh, wait, I thought you said, "pianist".

I actually changed my pronunciation of that word for that very reason. I'm now a piAnist.

I actually changed my pronunciation of that word for that very reason. I'm now a piAnist.

You have no idea what you're missing. I mean, can you imagine being a concert penis? I would smirk every time.

Reminds me of the Weekend Update sketch about one of the states changing their absolute speed limit ceiling to 69, which was "...championed by <one of the congresspeople or delegates or something> and a bunch of giggling 6th graders..."

Once, I saw a girl at work, kneeling in front of her computer because her chair had been stolen. I said, "you don't have to prostrate yourself in front of the computer to get it to work; it's an inanimate object, it doesn't respond to that sort of thing."

And no, I was not fired for sexual harassment. Besides, prostrate isn't a verb -- my sentence didn't even make sense.

Besides, she had a really good sense of humour. She liked to tell us about her halloween costume, being a cow, anatomically correct (complete with udder and teats). And then she'd just let us imagine what the hell she was talking about.

3rd grade stuff...

Why do you orally masticate in public?

A sphincter says what?

When are we going to start talking about headphones and audio?

What's the best headphone for picking up chicks?

W2002, duh.