OMG! Count Basie was playing!!!!

http://www.theonion.com/video/al-qaeda-attacks-internet-with-photo-of-adorable-p,19324/

Edited March 2, 201115 yr by mypasswordis

Don't fall for this one, very clever advertising,

RIPPED OFF ON E-BAY

Spent $50 on E-bay for a penis enlarger.

Bastards sent me a magnifying glass...

Answer key for the sitcoms graphic:

1. The Odd Couple (which ran until 1975 on ABC); 2. Seinfeld (1998, NBC); 3. The Mary Tyler Moore Show (1977, CBS); 4. Sanford and Son (1977, NBC); 5. Night Court (1992, NBC); 6. Mr. Belvedere (1990, ABC); 7. Everybody Loves Raymond (2005, CBS); 8. Welcome Back, Kotter (1979, ABC); 9. What’s Happening!! (1979, ABC); 10. All in the Family (1979, CBS); 11. The Cosby Show (1992, NBC); 12. The Honeymooners (1956, CBS); 13. Maude (1978, CBS); 14. Married … with Children (1997, Fox); 15. The Facts of Life (1988, NBC); 16. Chico and the Man (1978, NBC); 17. Will & Grace (2006, NBC); 18. The Golden Girls (1992, NBC); 19. The Dick Van Dyke Show (1966, CBS); 20. Good Times (1979, CBS); 21. Roseanne (1997, ABC); 22. Saved by the Bell (1993, NBC); 23. Charles in Charge (1990, CBS/NBC); 24. Home Improvement (1999, ABC); 25. Family Matters (1998, ABC/CBS); 26. Three’s Company (1984, ABC); 27. Growing Pains (1992, ABC); 28. Happy Days (1984, ABC); 29. The Jeffersons (1985, CBS); 30. Perfect Strangers (1993, ABC); 31. Lavern and Shirley (1983, ABC); 32. I Love Lucy (1957, CBS); 33. 227 (1990, NBC); 34. ALF (1990, NBC); 35. Family Ties (1989, NBC); 36. The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air (1996, NBC); 37. Friends (2004, NBC); 38. Sabrina the Teenage Witch (2003, ABC/WB); 39. Blossom (1995, NBC); 40. Out of This World (1991, NBC/syndicated); 41. Frasier (2004, NBC); 42. Webster (1989, ABC); 43. Full House (1995, ABC); 44. Diff’rent Strokes (1986, NBC/ABC); 45. Punky Brewster (1999, NBC); 46. Who’s the Boss? (1992, ABC); 47. Mork & Mindy (1982, ABC); 48. Taxi (1983, ABC/NBC); 49. Two and a Half Men (2011? CBS); 50. Yes, we forgot Cheers (1993, NBC).

Pew! Pew! Pew!

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2011/03/04/dui_arrest/

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