Tyll Hertsens

Shortly to head out the door for 11 weeks on my bike. Have a great summer folks.

Slackage. It's bait and switch Dusty, he's holding the chaos and confusion cards close to his vest. Don't let him keep talking with you; he's sowing the seeds of entropy. La la la la la la la la la la.

Polishing wood for mankind. Free knob buffing; PM for details. Frankly, I think the Dr. Wood thing you've got already is pretty funny.

Hey Fitz, cyber-smooshy hugs to you too, mang.

For the record, you told me all about your "practicing" with your bird ... or maybe it was practicing on you, none-the-less, you're evidently getting "it" regularly.

Well ... no, actually I know I'm straight ... but I'd say I've got a lot of woman in me. I played a somewhat female role in my last marriage pretty strongly. I'm sure when I embodied this time the angels made sure I wasn't a woman because I would have just become a stripper. This is what gets me: I too really enjoyed you hanging with you in the measurement room. But I've got to say, I've usually got pretty good gaydar, (see ballerina shit above) and you didn't ping at all. Shelly (hi Shelly ) I had pegged, and when I saw her post about her husband previously I felt like I had to go back and check for bugs in my subroutine. Thanks for posting here, Shelly, you've restored my faith in humanity, or at least my understanding of it. Anyway, Steve, it was fucking great hanging with you and ... If I'm ever in Texas on my FJR I'll let you know, but if you lay the side of you helmet on my back I'm gonna fucking kick you off.

Fuck me, Steve! (Not literally, of course.) Two days ago I could have given you a big squishy hug like I give the ladies, now I'm gonna have to wait til next year. I'm not gay, but I should be ... if it weren't a total inside job. My parents are ballet dancers and I grew up in the theater. Don't think I even knew any straight men except my dad when I was a kid. Anyway, the vibe's already laid down, we love you, start wearing pumps if you want. I do think those Strawberry Doughnut Orthos you built were a little gay though.

I heard it at RMAF briefly---I recall it being a prototype at that stage. Sounded pretty clean.

Oh, no, no, no, no, that's just not an option.

I pitched in a got you a stripper for your birthday. [ATTACH=CONFIG]3143[/ATTACH] Maybe I should have asked around for more donations. Happy Birfday!!!

Twins? Bappy Hirthday two youz!

Wow. Thanks Dr. Sennheiser. You did a damn good job. May all your diaphragms act perfectly piston like. RIP

One long distance motorcycle ride and you'll be liberally dosing your happy place with this stuff.

Built a fire pit off the patio in my backyard yesterday, and had a party last night to break it in. The air hose from my compressor reaches. Lemme tell ya, there is nothing like a well controlled stream of air to make things happen with a fire. A bottle of Pappy van Winckle and Hussong Tequila are dead soldiers on the table out back. We laughed and laughed, and rode my trials bike around the back yard. Good times.

Sooooeeeee!

+ about 374. Sorry mang.

Wait, the Mexicans are British?

I'm not nationalistic by a long shot ... our country's done some pretty stupid things, but it is a damn fine and amazing place. Shit like Head-Case happens in it, for example.

My taint is powerful!!!! Nice work, Ed. Love the little HC ref.

Knucks, you the man! Back atcha!

I awoke this morning with pins and needles sticking out of me. KNOCK IT OFF!!!

Nice to see the welcome wagon (shovel gauntlet) is still in working order. Welcom n00b. Get a cuppa and do some reading.