The Monkey

Can you patent sucking?

Out.

Water Balloons.

Those fuckers really SNAP when you plug them in to an amp.

Cover speakers with this stuff?

I'm waiting for the leather JH13.

I approve of every post in this thread.

This should do it:

Suarez is a fucking psycho. Legit.

It was. Perfect ball.

It's hard to get behind a team that spots the opposition a goal within the first 5 minutes EVERY SINGLE TIME.

Yup, the better team won. Kudos to the Kings. But not better by as much as the 4-1 series score indicates. A bounce here and there and that series goes 7. But the Kings know how to finish and they are relentless and that was the difference. Rangers were absolutely exhausted by third period of every game. Still, the Kings didn't lead very often for a team that won 4-1. But they got the job done when it counted. NYR will need to learn from this and get a couple of guys who can clog the middle and actually like to play in the dirty areas. Nash isn't that guy anymore.

This bites.

You can say "fucked" on this here website.

The more haters the better, this team only really performs when expectations are at their lowest, which makes for multiple heart attacks along the way and more temper tantrums and even more new and creative curse words combinations learned by Little Monkey. I don't have a good sense of what the fan base in LA is like. Are they devoted or fair weather fans?

It's a shame that series went 7+.

Kinda ironic that you couldn't just get the sausages at Penis.

Nice job Hawks.

It really does feel great. My brother, the Little Monkey and I invested a tremendous amount emotionally in this season. We went to at least a dozen games, watched god knows how many others, and spent way too much money on this team. But it is gratifying to at least have been there from the start as a fan and then have the team actually make the finals. I'm looking forward to winning the Conn Smythe.

Happy

Nervous. Angry.

Ridiculous game for Kane and Saad. Nicely done Hawks. Would like to see that series go 7...

Fucking fuck.

Time for the Rangers to close this out. I'm in no mood for a game 6 because that means Game 7 to me.

St. Louis can snipe.