Augsburger

Moved to the hillside where the field mice live.

Jim=yes. Correction, snake is .5 meters in length. Decimal point placement is a weakness I have been dealing with throughout my professional career. 😁

And so it begins, 1.5 meters in length.

I think that is what they call their manly parts after a wild night at the pubs.

It was 80 degrees in So Cal today meanwhile in Russia

Can delete your Uber Eats app now.

Happy Birthday Grahame!

One of my favorite movies-

I have been waiting for Jeff to start wine collecting and Japanese chef knife collecting but so far nothing... 😔

An old man lived alone in New Jersey. He wanted to plant his annual tomato garden, but it was very difficult work, as the ground was hard - too hard to dig up. His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament: Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty sad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up the garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me, like in the old days. Love, Papa A few days later he received a letter from his son. Dear Papa, Don't dig up that garden. That's where the bodies are buried. Love, Vinnie At 4 a.m. the next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire garden without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son. Dear Papa, Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances. Love you, Vinnie

Nice!

Happy Birthday!

So to start the new year off I went for a morning chilly bike ride. Since I am really out of shape I struggled as we climbed a mild 8% hill. I noticed a group of people standing outside a building waiting for something and then noticed more people milling around in their parking lot as I slowly passed by struggling with the climb. As I passed the group of perhaps 30-40 people I noticed the sign..."COVID Testing Clinic" Shit fire, I just rode past a group of 30+people all who have or suspect they have COVID. I blame Brent.

Due to COVID quarantine I am about finished with my Netflix, HULU, Amazon Video and HBO watch list so I am volunteering to assist you with your research. I am pretty good at counting now.

Almost as bad,,,Samsung Galaxy. I continue to resist the dark side Apple

Nice change of scenery. Last year we had brushfire smoke blocking the view, today we have this. Hard to believe we are in the Los Angeles suburbs.

Merry Christmas!

I suspect Nashville was Brent's residual karma.

Venmo me $100 and I will give you the access code. It was only the winning Lotto numbers anyway.

https://youtu.be/xCCrLnMUDqk

Happy Birthday!

Christmas Toast