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Augsburger

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  1. The year, 2004. The Dow closed at 10,783, the S&P 500 at 1,211 and we had this- It Was A Very Good Year...For Ballers
  2. https://9gag.com/gag/aEPe7QO
  3. Checked all the windows were securely closed and patio doors secured because people three miles away had this unexpected visitor. Hello, can I come in?
  4. Jeffy, I has now been 28 hours since your post so in typical Headcase fashion you are due for an upgrade. Headcase approved
  5. No1 is not good for kitchen knife blades and no2 is way overkill.
  6. Per Elon Musk- "If you're going to be buried somewhere, it would be cool to be born on Earth and die on Mars — just not on impact."
  7. Happy even belateder West Coast Birthday!
  8. Pfft! Cooking and portrait painting are art and as such the impreciseness is what makes them special. Otherwise Michelango should have employed paint by numbers or a stencil.
  9. The water temperature was 59 degrees so there is that.
  10. I just finished a snack and now I am going body surfing. Ah, maybe I will wait
  11. I hate crowded beaches.
  12. Hopefully they employ better stitching technique this time. While having coffee this morning a friend stopped by. I have slow camera fingers otherwise I could have caught him with his head poking out of the waves for a better picture.
  13. Word to the wise,if you have a restaurant with most of your business coming from take out, make sure you have a employee who is competent in English manning the phone taking orders. I just spent a ridiculous amount of time on the phone talking to an employee who does not speak english. I don't know if I ordered five hamburger dinners or a plate of pickles and goat cheese. WTF!
  14. In these times the best way to socially distance fly is...
  15. Note Catalina Island in the distance.
  16. I think I know this guy.
  17. Happy Birthday!
  18. Well Mr Giannini started off as Bank of Italy in San Francisco in 1904. So the only way to grow to be Bank of America is to not give customers deals, pay them next to nothing on their accounts while convincing them it's high yield and of course charging them loan shark rates of interest on their credit card balances.
  19. In the 80's I worked for a large bank in mid-town Manhattan and remember hearing about these new bonds called "High Yield" bonds. Back then they were yielding around 15%. Today my daughter received this solicitation for a high yield account in the mail. What a difference forty years can make.
  20. We miss you! Happy Birthday!
  21. You never know when and where you will find the meaning of life It be here y'all
  22. Be careful, if his doesn't arrive by morning he will hijack one of the black helicopters fly to your house and steal yours.
  23. Beef rib meat teriyaki stir fry for Lance.
  24. Happy Birthday!
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