Fitz

So Steve's been a naughty boy this year, and Santa's gonna punish him?

Oh gods I didn't even see the triforce before.

Look closer.

Muaha, Mario never expects the Kaizo Trap. But now I wanna go play Super Mario World again. Crap.

Why not both? Bacon & bourbon served by a younger Bacon.

Next thing you know Mike's gonna be making cocktails.

It's not that we fear receiving it, we just worry if it will fit.

Aluminum sure does clean up nice

Metaxa 7 star.

Have you even seen half the things people shove in their holes? A totem pole dildo would be far from dreary.

I lol'ed

$800 worth of fuel injectors for $500.

But you want to know anyways.

Yeah, I thought about that but it's in such a tight spot the only way to cut it is with a mini-hacksaw that has the blade sticking out the end. It's moot though, went back today and somebody else had already gotten the parts I wanted, by literally breaking the intake plenum in half. That thing aint thin and flimsy! I did manage to piece together the parts I needed from 3 other cars though... fuel rails and injectors off one, wiring harness off another, and lower intake off a third. 2 of the injectors on it are bad, but I don't mind putting a little money towards this setup since it won't be as crappy as the original ones. Now I just have to take apart the intake on my car, which will be harder since I can't just go and cut/bend all the hoses and pipes. Then clean the plenum, manifold, throttle, IAC, and EGR while I have them all out. Fun. Actually if the head broke off that'd be fine, at least on the one at the junkyard.

I've had mixed results with those. My first attempt will be to cut a groove in it so I can use a massive flat blade bit in a thing I don't know what it's called but it's like a screwdriver you hit with a hammer while lightly twisting and gives lots of torque without any stripping or cam out.

Not a Long Island Iced Tea? I'm shocked!

Weyerbacher 15

Came up empty at the local junkyard as they'd all already been picked clean of what I need, but found a nice motor with the parts I need at one further away. Except that one allen bolt wouldn't come free and stripped out. Spent a while on it with no luck, but might get a chance to go back tomorrow and try some other approaches.

There's only one thing to do at that point. Nuke it from orbit and move somewhere else. （╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

Genius video and cute as hell? Sounds like a winner there.

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Holy carp.