mikeymad

Tips For Treating A Bed Bug Infestation Bed bugs are a common issue, especially in cities, and getting rid of them can be difficult, time-consuming, and expensive. The Onion presents tips for treating a bed bug infestation. Come to terms with the fact that your body is but a warm, meaty trough. Open your window and shout, “Somebody, please, help me!” Wear thick, long-sleeved pajamas to bed so that the bugs are nice and warm. Try luring the bed bugs away by placing a trail of furniture leading out of your apartment. Use reverse psychology on the bed bugs by sleeping in your bed anyway and constantly talking out loud about how comfortable you are. Get a mattress-sized plastic bag with airtight sealing; sleep in it from now on. Accept that bed bugs are one of the less glamorous parts of living in a big city, like riding the subway and failing to achieve your dreams. During fumigation, make plans to spend the week in your non-bed-bug-affected home. Make sure the exterminators keep one bed bug alive so that you can send it away with firm instructions to tell the others what it saw.

12 and a half minutes of knife porn? -- okay....

ooph good...

Dang it - I thought I fixed that last night - but there were beverages - I think it is back now.

google search alerts working well I see -- well done..

important indeed. Historically the Ardbeggeddon gathering was this week. There have been several (good and bad) attempts at a haggis. When done well - it can be good. I don't have any for tonight - but I will drink whisky...

RIP Hugh

http://www.radiolab.org/story/voice-your-head-tribute-joe-frank/ RIP Joe Frank - music and spoken work magic.. (I didn't find him until after this announcement - worth seeking out). Reminds me a lot of Ken Nordine's work as well.

holy poop - winner

um. should you redact the GC 8855 document?

Happy Birthday Mike -- Big Cheers...

nope and nope..

Happy birthday brother... Wishing you a no holds barred day of bacon and ice cream... Cheers

To a master builder... Happy birthday! Cheers

Classic Albums - Motorhead - Ace Of Spades RIP Eddie

Happy Birthday and RIP David...

Cheers Steve, The Miles comes from the great box set from a while ago.. Nice quiet heavy vinyl set - even though I found one flaw on the second track of Workin' (pressing issue), but the rest of the set is perfect.

RIP Ray...

and

Some spinning

I am bracing for this one now.....

Cheers Knucks - Happy Birthday...