"...foiled..."
Curses!
And: I concur with, "..., my ass!" -- "dropped his cell phone"?
Well, it's its own punishment -- saltwater doesn't just rinse off, that car is ruined. I mean, that'll be well over $100,000 for the repair bill, which, admittedly, is less than the replacement cost of the car ("priceless"), but somehow I suspect that car is toast.