Yeah, those guys are pretty picky -- I remember reading an article once about a guy who was doing a master for them -- I think it was Keyboard magazine? He was getting really picky about things.
This is due for an EPIC FAIL animated gif:
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Translation: I was trying not to laugh. It got easier when I saw the blood, but man, when he was just flailing about, I had to bite my tongue. "Dude! Let go!"
So...not exactly successful in the imagery I was trying to capture, but the idea that I was trying to put forth was chaos/anarchy/entropy/random motion -- "flailing about".
So...never mind.
The hard part is not sourcing it (which, in itself, would be hard) -- the hard part is proving it's real -- doesn't exactly come with a COA.
Leave the fast-talking to non-suckitalo companies.