If that were a more common ability, there'd be less war
edit: assuming it's his own balls he was licking, otherwise, well, that's a different story all together
I unpacked my ATH-W10VTGs, and put them on my headphone stand. I did verify they work, even. They're in much nicer shape than his description led me to fear.
http://dealmac.com/ASUS-802.11-n-Wireless-Gigabit-Router-for-110-free-shipping/465541.html
Asus RT-N56U
I have this router, it rocks. $110 is a great price.
I'm smoking one of my last of the old blend el rico habanas. I hate that they got bought out. The best $4 cigar in the world, imho, and now I can't get them. Oh well.