Paperwork, paperwork, hit some golf balls, avoided my mother-in-law, paperwork, beer, grilled some sea bass, whisky -- and that's the story so far, another short leg on the long trudge to the grave.
Agreed on naming and shaming the kid who lost it. That was completely unnecessary. As for the rest, eh, it's what they do.
And I'll take two of those phones please!
Glass back? Maybe. But just can't imagine they'll back down on user-replaceable batteries.
Daring Fireball Linked List: 2006 Apple Patent for Ceramic Enclosures
Maybe? Naaaahhhh.
iPhone 4G: is this it? -- Engadget
Although, if actually real, imagine how much fun the Apple engineer had sobering up and realizing he'd lost it in some shitty bar.