Hopstretch

Born is the king! Happy Birthday!

Hopefully.

Happy Birthday!

Also fuckin' ace.

Up for this Optimuff. Steve, can I have your share too?

Problem is, as Biggie says, no one really knows. Stax works in mysterious ways!

Sorry Knucks. That is a long life!

Also the 80s sometimes.

Well, our taxes will be going up about 1/2 a Porsche per annum (don't know what this is in BAI anymore now that he's all upwardly mobile) under the new Fuck The Blue States regime -- so that seems like a fair start on the biscuit misery train?

Dusty were you aware of this? I was not, previously.

Stream of consciousness FTW.

That works too. I reverse seared a ribeye steak the other day in leftover bacon grease from the kids' breakfast. Tasted good, still alive. We have to go deeper ...

I hope Mama Africa does not disappoint such an exalted American palate! If so, it’s probably your fault anyway because of colonialism or imperialism or whatever. So there.

https://twitter.com/swear_trek

Oof I dig the new limited edition Reverso. How good is that?

So Apple sends me a “minor” security update that takes 30 seconds to download then 40 minutes to install. WTF?

A song of enlightenment, eventually.

That's worth reading! Thanks.

Normally I'm down, but this is a hard sell.