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Sorry Knucks. That is a long life!

Also the 80s sometimes.

Well, our taxes will be going up about 1/2 a Porsche per annum (don't know what this is in BAI anymore now that he's all upwardly mobile) under the new Fuck The Blue States regime -- so that seems like a fair start on the biscuit misery train?

Dusty were you aware of this? I was not, previously.

Stream of consciousness FTW.

That works too. I reverse seared a ribeye steak the other day in leftover bacon grease from the kids' breakfast. Tasted good, still alive. We have to go deeper ...

I hope Mama Africa does not disappoint such an exalted American palate! If so, it’s probably your fault anyway because of colonialism or imperialism or whatever. So there.

https://twitter.com/swear_trek

Oof I dig the new limited edition Reverso. How good is that?

So Apple sends me a “minor” security update that takes 30 seconds to download then 40 minutes to install. WTF?

A song of enlightenment, eventually.

That's worth reading! Thanks.

Normally I'm down, but this is a hard sell.

Good times!

Hell why not ...

Yes, losing another no-talent fuckhead "YouTuber" to the Darwin Awards would be a very great tragedy, because apparently they are in critically short supply.

Try this next Gramps. Destroyer -- Ken.

A common problem ...

Much love.

Good news! What's the job?

I think you're a damn handsome man.

"Y'all lame AF. Eat a bag of dicks. Peace!"

Happy Birthday Todd!