Hopstretch

Like mine. We use it all the time in the family room. The main problem is smartass teens who think it’s funny to wander into the room whenever something is playing, say “Hey Siri play ‘God’s Plan’” and leave smirking.

It's more of a retinue.

Older, cheerful stuff.

Lacking brisket, I grilled a tri-tip instead. It’s more CA anyway. Went OK.

Yes. I want to eat that right now, at 5:00 am. I don't give a fuck.

Sploosh.

Enjoying this quite a lot more than I expected. Can not claim it's a sober assessment though.

Oops, sorry! Power through ...

Oh shit, it looks like Jeff, Colin and Brent are out on the town ...

Knew you'd be along in due course.

They don't think it be like it is but it do.

I guess it needs moar bikes?

Bike room is now doing duty.

Just doin' my research. Need some of those sweet pleated pants, and more hair.

Sauce turned out a little spoogey. (Upon review on larger screen.)

Lemon oregano sous vide pork loin with cumin baked potato, creamed spinach and balsamic-grilled radicchio.

What? I can't hear you.

Fatworks brand is pretty reliable. Available on Amazon. Haven't tried the lard but bought their beef tallow and duck fat before.

Rainbow Kitten Surprise is an excellent band name.

Even sadder than ...

How is Otis even going to fit any more speakers into his abode?

Happy Birthday mothersfucker!

This explains my holiday so far.