Somebody better get jamming. 
 
	 
 
	Ingredients 
 
 1 pound bacon, finely chopped 1 small onion finely chopped (about 1 cup) 2 medium cloves garlic, minced (about 2 teaspoons) 1/2 teaspoon red pepper flakes 1/2 cup brewed coffee 1/3 cup apple cider vinegar 1/3 cup packed dark brown sugar 3 tablespoons maple syrup  	Procedures  	 
1	 	  
In a large skillet or dutch oven, cook bacon over medium-high heat, stirring occasionally, until fat is rendered and bacon is lightly browned, 10 to 15 minutes. With a slotted spoon, transfer bacon to paper towels to drain.		 	 
2	 	  
Pour off all but 1 tablespoon of fat from skillet; add onions and cook, stirring occasionally, until translucent, about 5 minutes. Add garlic and red pepper flakes and cook until fragrant, about 30 seconds. Stir in coffee, vinegar, brown sugar, and maple syrup. Bring to a boil, stirring and scraping up browned bits from skillet with a wooden spoon, about 2 minutes. Add bacon and stir to combine.		 	 
3	 	  
Reduce heat to a bare simmer and cook uncovered, stirring occasionally, until liquid is syrupy, 1 to 1 1/2 hours.		 	 
4	 	  
Transfer to a food processor; pulse until coarsely chopped. Let cool, then refrigerate in an airtight container up to 4 weeks.