Sorry for the impending brush with lawyers, V. 
 
I didn't quite understand your new Emooze, but I figured it out.  Heck, I even found a pic on your Twitter feed (plus a fly track suit pic).  Congrat and good luck Lt. Catarius! 
 
http://desmond.yfrog.com/Himg861/scaled.php?tn=0&server=861&filename=vtdnw.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=640 
 
http://desmond.yfrog.com/Himg807/scaled.php?tn=0&server=807&filename=n7hhe.jpg&xsize=640&ysize=640 
 
My hip feels less awkward and painful after a few days of anti-inflammatory meds, especially the last 3 days.  I was still over-doing it over the weekend trying to get post-remodel shit done in SF (installing audio and speakers, moving boxes and things, etc).