Lindsay Lohans trip to the pokey...

Meet the Bodybuilding Neo-Nazi Porn Star Who Embalms Dead People for a Living

"Karlie"? I know a lot of guys name their schlong, but I've never known one to name their condom.

Can you imagine having to choose from these candidates?

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[url=http://www.nashvillescene.com/pitw/archives/2010/08/05/gubernatorial-debate-special-basil-marceaux-isnt-the-nuttiest-candidate-june-griffin-takes-the-honor]Gubernatorial Debate Special! Basil Marceaux Isn't the Nuttiest Candidate

One final appearance from Basil...

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One final appearance from Basil...

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Well... not quite.

I feel bad for Basil. Watching that video made me feel like they were mostly bullying a, in my eyes, handicapped person. I'll admit that article saying he's nuttier then squirrel turds made me laugh, but that video seemed mean rather then funny, probably due to the two douches dancing to it.

I agree. He just seems a bit on the slow side to me, and I have infinitely more patience for someone with a learning disability than I do for a straight up asshole the average politician.

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H-R Diagram of media stars | Bad Astronomy | Discover Magazine

A TIME article about a new neurosis discovered in 1957.

Music: Audiophilia - TIME

An unconscious motive for buying expensive equipment is often a desire for revenge, said Dr. Bowes. "One very compulsive patient, who found the sexual side of matrimony completely nauseating," he recalled, "was financially ruining his fairly wealthy wife by his extravagant purchases . . . while she obtained instinctual gratification elsewhere. As he somewhat ruefully remarked: 'She's interested in low fidelity and high frequency.' "