guzziguy Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 A Christmas Idea Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost $499 or $599 depending on cup size. This has been hailed as a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tkam Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 Awesome, now how does the interface work, a good squeeze to play/pause and a twist to change tracks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ph0rk Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 I'll wait for the microsoft knockoff; they'll be smaller but come in different colors. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhd812 Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 If the ipod classic with 160gb of storage is as small as it is just imagine what they will fit in a 36 double D.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin gilmore Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 How much for the ray samuels polish very large breast version? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Chalk Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
philodox Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 "The i-boob is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them." So funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin gilmore Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 There is a very intelligent grad student here with an absolutely amazing rack. On more than one occasion now, when she is in the mood she wears name tags, one on each breast. Usually followed by the line "you are going to stare at them anyway, at least now you know their names" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ph0rk Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 There is a very intelligent grad student here with an absolutely amazing rack. On more than one occasion now, when she is in the mood she wears name tags, one on each breast. Usually followed by the line "you are going to stare at them anyway, at least now you know their names" Crap. I have enough trouble with the students clothing when it breaks 70 degrees outside. Maybe I can find an excuse to wear sunglasses inside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin gilmore Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 I have enough trouble with the students clothing when it breaks 70 degrees outside. You have no idea. I continue to age, and they all stay 18 to 22 years old. Its distracting I tell you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grawk Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 You have no idea. I continue to age, and they all stay 18 to 22 years old. Its distracting I tell you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nickknutson Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 This thread would have been funny if the first post had a picture...and if I hadn't seen it over at rock grotto first. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kevin gilmore Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 quoting grawk's picture Nope. Way better than those. I could post a picture, but i would definitely get in trouble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
deepak Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 rock grotto Now why isn't that forum more popular Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bhd812 Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 I will take the one all the way on the left and the second on the right please~! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Chalk Posted November 20, 2007 Report Share Posted November 20, 2007 Way too young for me, but in the interest of full disclosure, I probably wouldn't turn down a quickie from any of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CD44hi Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 Beely, good grief....... because I was thinking the other two. Man, those legs on the last on the right and the rack on the second from the left.... But, of course, this is just kidding they are way too young for my age, and more importantly , I am, well, taken. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dusty Chalk Posted November 21, 2007 Report Share Posted November 21, 2007 They have legs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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