A Christmas Idea

Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store

and play music. The iTit will cost $499 or $599 depending on cup size.

This has been hailed as a major breakthrough because women are always

complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.

Awesome, now how does the interface work, a good squeeze to play/pause and a twist to change tracks

I'll wait for the microsoft knockoff; they'll be smaller but come in different colors.

If the ipod classic with 160gb of storage is as small as it is just imagine what they will fit in a 36 double D..

How much for the ray samuels polish very large breast version?

"The i-boob is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them."

So funny.

There is a very intelligent grad student here with an absolutely

amazing rack. On more than one occasion now, when she is in the

mood she wears name tags, one on each breast. Usually followed

by the line "you are going to stare at them anyway, at least now

you know their names"

There is a very intelligent grad student here with an absolutely

amazing rack. On more than one occasion now, when she is in the

mood she wears name tags, one on each breast. Usually followed

by the line "you are going to stare at them anyway, at least now

you know their names"

Crap.

I have enough trouble with the students clothing when it breaks 70 degrees outside.

Maybe I can find an excuse to wear sunglasses inside.

I have enough trouble with the students clothing when it breaks 70 degrees outside.

You have no idea. I continue to age, and they all stay 18 to 22 years old.

Its distracting I tell you.

You have no idea. I continue to age, and they all stay 18 to 22 years old.

Its distracting I tell you.

This thread would have been funny if the first post had a picture...and if I hadn't seen it over at rock grotto first.

quoting grawk's picture

Nope. Way better than those. I could post a picture, but

i would definitely get in trouble.

rock grotto

Now why isn't that forum more popular

I will take the one all the way on the left and the second on the right please~!

Way too young for me, but in the interest of full disclosure, I probably wouldn't turn down a quickie from any of them.

Beely,

good grief....... because I was thinking the other two. Man, those legs on the last on the right and the rack on the second from the left....

But, of course, this is just kidding they are way too young for my age, and more importantly , I am, well, taken.

They have legs?