Fasting woman to end attempt to ‘live on light’

http://seattletimes.com/html/localnews/2021211809_experimentendsxml.html

I'm going to give an unloaded shotgun to a baby.  A loaded shotgun implies that they couldn't think for themselves or suss out the consequences of HOW FUCKING STUPID IT IS TO STOP EATING.

 

You know what?  I take that back.  People that are stupid enough to think they can live on light deserve to die.  They need to stop polluting our gene pool.

 

God.  Damn.  Stupidity pisses me off.  I'm going to have another one.  I am.

Dusty, Dusty, Dusty... when will you learn?  People like her do not die.  They are elevated to a higher state of being.  Like that Heaven's Gate guy back in the 90's.  I bet that bastard is yelling, "Who's the fool now?" from the Halle Bopp Comet.

 

This woman only stopped her quest, because she ran out of money, and the sun does not provide money.  A job does.  Fucking sun...

Edited June 18, 201313 yr by roadtonowhere08

:/

 

Well at least I didn't have another stroke.

LCD ABC

Edited June 18, 201313 yr by blessingx

I liked L

http://i.minus.com/iVrIY0F9uy0Iu.gif

Edited June 18, 201313 yr by aardvark baguette

:/

 

Well at least I didn't have another stroke.

 

You have had one before?

Edited June 18, 201313 yr by roadtonowhere08

You have had one before?

I did.

You don't look/act/sound/read/smell(?) like you had one.

I got better.

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I did.

I got better.

Shit, sorry to hear that. Glad you got better.

Wow that is a nice image of Glencoe.... (miss it)

 

 

Ah, a Lada in pristine condition.  They sure don't make cars like that anymore.  Thank goodness.

worth a cookie..

Looks like it had an engine fire in the past.

My Geo Storm suffered the same fate, borked the motor. At least I got the hood up in time...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADJhErmJuoQ

Russell Brand burns the MSNBC studios to the ground.

 

No more "Hold on a tick, I'm reloading!"

 

http://yosihorikawa.bandcamp.com/ I am so buying this album.

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Exactly.  I even say it in high Monty Python faux-lady voice.

 

Shit, sorry to hear that. Glad you got better.

Thanks.  I probably needed a minor medical emergency to start taking better care of my health, so as long as nothing else happens, it's for the better.  I already feel my muscle base coming back -- it's not a six-pack, but maybe a six-pack under a couple of down blankets.  With cosies.

I've been in a bit of a depressed funk lately. 

 

This thread delivers smiles.  Thanks!

Found on memegenerator while looking for something else entirely.

 

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