You're in, Jacob. Jeff and I know the admissions person, and seconded your recos. Let one of us know if they blow you off. We don't like prople not honoring contracts.
Seriously, however, you should be a lock. Academics love sharp knives (you DID mention sharpening skills?). Oh, also, they mortally fear dark, dank basements full of bones and shit, so you've got that card to play as well, if you want to play hardball.