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That said, how about we all move on from this? Not that I want to hear more about the K812 mind you.

How about this Larry: To me at least, you mean well, but sometimes you stick your foot in your mouth. See all the crazy-assed posts above? They are funny as hell (unfortunately at your expense). This place will call out on shit. You said something viewed as offensive, and you got called out. You said you were sorry. Don't make it a crucifixion of Christ thing. People here loathe the victim mentality, so please stay away from that. Have a laugh at the above posts, learn from your mistakes, and move on. Oh, and for God's sake - Remove the "LOOK HERE" from your for sale ad. Holy shit, that is sooooo ebay and craigslist!

Okay, so then is there an acceptable way for me to make amends, including fixing my Behavior/Attitude, or shall I always remain a pariah here? Last time I said I was sorry with an excuse, this time I am just sorry.

Seriously. I need to quickly recognize whose posts I can skip over!

Enjoyed some stunning views of a sunny San Francisco from a Brit friends Roof top terrace

Same here though I think a video of Colin riding a Capital Bikeshare bike on a trail would be epic

Borscht. Beets and cabbage. That works, too.

What about headphones that smell of Tea and Crumpets?

Watching Buddy Guy while sipping on a mojito in a bar overlooking the festival. Good times. **BRENT**

just scored sticky fingers MFSL vinyl at the local record shop! hell yeah.

Bullshit. They smell like sauerkraut and dumplings...right out of the box. Damn Australians!

I dunno, I think we're all being a little hard on HPA. I'm sure he can distinguish Stevie Wonder's black people gel from his own white people gel, because black people have a certain black people smell to them, Stevie in particular. BTW, I have a pair of old 1970's vintage phones that I bought off eBay for $1,000 that was worn by the infamous murderer Jheri Curl on the night Cookie-Head got killed. I know it was his, because it smells strongly of jheri curl activator. And the negroes of that era wore a lot of activator. I can prove it here: http://youtu.be/65ltaw4SF38 Also, I have a pair of headphones that Woody Allen wore on the set of Manhattan. I know it was his, because it smells like that stuff Jewish people wear to keep their yarmulkes on their heads. It's pretty distinct, it's strong, and, having grown up in a Jewish neighborhood, and having a lot of Jewish friends (thus proving I'm not Anti-semitic), I know that odor anywhere. You may ask how I know it wasn't just any Jewish person, but I'm pretty sure there's a bit of black people smell, too, and Woody used to show up in New York jazz clubs to play jazz clarinet, and there are a lot of black people at jazz clubs. How many headphones smell of both Jewish AND black people? (*Disclaimer - the jazz shot captured here does not show actual black people in it. However, it is a fact that black people love jazz, so that's proof enough*) And finally, the best vintage headphones in my collection. A pair that Bruce Lee wore on the set of Entering the Dragon, the best martial arts movie ever made. You may ask how I know that it's Bruce Lee's. Well, it smells like egg rolls. And, being Chinese, I KNOW the smell that Chinese people who have used that Chinese oil to fry egg rolls in. It's very distinct, I grew up with it in my house, and my whole damn family smells like it. I can smell a Chinese person walking towards me from a mile away. It's not BAD mind you, it's very familiar, and it reminds me of warm feelings, growing up in my happy, fuzzy Chinese household eating egg rolls all the time. My non-racist friends used to comment on my egg roll smell all the time. It never bothered me at all, it made me feel good, because when I cried, they would always say to quit being so sensitive, they're my friend, after all! We would then fight, them trying to hit me, and me dodging them in a variety of incredible kung fu moves, even though I never took kung fu lessons, and the words emanating from my mouth oddly not matching my mouth movements. I can let all of these classic, celebrity-verified cans go for a very reasonable price. They'll be on e-Bay under the tag 'celebrity verified by racial stereotype headphones'. 10% discount for all HC members.