I couldn't find a thread to post this to, so here's a new thread.
So UPS failed to deliver a package yesterday, just before the long Easter weekend - so now I won't get it until Tuesday next week. Bastards. I thought I'd sign up for real time tracking. I'm taken to a page to set up to get this, and find a tick box that says
"I confirm that I've been given enough time to read and understand the UPS Technology Agreement"
So I thought I'd click the download button to have a look at it. 96 pages. Doing a word count, it is 58,887 words long
Which is almost exactly twice the length of the longest Shakespeare play (Hamlet)! That has to be the outer edge of ridiculous, right? How many lawyers does it take to craft a 58,887 word document?
Goes without saying that I did not sign up to their "service".....