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When Pope Francis was visiting America, he told the limo driver that he had the sudden urge to drive. The driver was a good Catholic man and would never dream of questioning the Pope’s authority. So the Pope sat at the wheel, while his driver got in the back. The Pope pulled out safely onto the road, but quickly revealed himself to be quite the adrenaline junkie when it came to driving. He was soon whipping in and out of traffic and speeding down roadways, easily doubling the speed limit. He was a wild man behind the wheel. Eventually, a policeman spotted this limo flying down the road, flipped his lights on, and pulled the limo over. Before approaching, he called his chief to warn him about a limo he'd just pulled over with a VIP inside it. Chief: Who is it, the mayor? Cop: Nope, bigger. Chief: What, the governor? Cop: Even bigger. Chief: Wait, did you pull over the President??? Cop: Nope. Bigger than that. At this, the chief ran out of patience. "Okay, I give up. Who is it?" And the cop answered, "I think it's God." "What in the world makes you think that God is riding around in a limo?" the chief exploded. To which the cop lowered his voice and replied, "Well, who else would have the Pope as His chauffeur?"

Maybe I post to much - I'm With Her.... (I don't really care.)

Ray on Midnight Special...

Remember? Midori was my gateway drink. Manly drinking hard liquor. Cake looks yummy.

The duality of man.

"I'm glad you asked me where I'm from. I'm a bilingual illiterate. I can't read in two languages."

This was the first Warren Zevon song I ever heard. In some mate's dorm room in the late '80s -- hardly his best or most productive period. But I remember thinking: "Huh, I should see what else this dude's done." Which was a very good idea.

One of my favorite jokes: 🦆➡️🍋 🦆: 🍇? 😑: 👎 🦆➡️🍋 🦆: 🍇? 😠: 👎, 🔨🦆 🦆➡️🍋 🦆: 🔨? 🤨: 👎 🦆: 🍇?